Do you want to be my girlfriend?
I'm 45 years old and live in a rental house with 7 punks, drunks,and skunks. Kinda like when YOU were 22. Ignoring COVID, when we have sex I'll have to blast heavy metal music to cover the noise but you'll still have to be quiet. You will hear other people walking passed our door and down the stair in the middle while the laundry goes too. My 1972 truck has moss growing on it and it our only mode of transport that I need to fix everyday. And I drink wine coolers all day, peeing every 20 mins.
If you're 39-50, female, white, overweight, and have no self respect, hit me up. We can spend 24/7 together even when there's no lockdown. Doesn't that sound like a dream?
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