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Eric asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 month ago

I have a Corona virus but just one and it told me he won’t replicate can I adopt him?

He’s very nice to me and he’s cute. Yes if he replicates and makes millions of himself I would get fever and be sick but he’s just one virus guy

He said he has family in China and he misses them I named him Coronaboy and I learned from him not all corona viruses are bad and that’s why there’s not as many fatalities for the people who test positive for them

I took my Coronavirus friend to a class where he can now speak in both English and Coronan. He can’t live without a host cell so I put him inside me

He’s nice though, but I fear the CDC will take him away from me

2 Answers

  • 1 month ago

    My brain-eating amoeba told me the same thing. 

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  • KaleyK
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Regardless of what he told you, one of the definitions of a virus is that it replicates.  If it doesn't replicate, it's not a virus.

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